Entertaining Reddit Thread On What Magical Animals Would Be In The Discount Section Of A Magical Pet Store

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Aug 15, 2019 9:00 AM EDT

User, u/blockbu, asked an interesting question on AskReddit, "A magical pet store is open, but the good pets are too expensive, what magical pets you find in the discount section?" and the response was insane! Insanely funny, that is. 

We seriously can't stop laughing at some of these answers! Get ready to join the party  -- here are the 14 top responses!

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    magical animal discount - Text - Posted by u/blockbu 14 hours ago A magical pet store is open, but the good pets are too expensive, what magical pets you find in the discount section?
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    magical animal discount - Text - 14 hours ago BobosBigSister 9.1k points A bunny that lights small fires every time he sneezes. He has no control over his power and a mild case of hay fever. 25Hams 2.6k points 14 hours ago I'm buying this bunny.
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    magical animal discount - Text - ReallyNotATrap 19.9k points 12 hours ago A "wise" talking owl, but it only tells you random useless facts. 11 hours ago my_hat_is_fat 7.8k points Well as long as it finally tells me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...
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    magical animal discount - Text - BlueManedHawk 15.2k points 11 hours ago A cat with telekinesis. It only uses its power to knock stuff off of tables 9 hours ago Maxorus73 3.9k points So the usual
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    magical animal discount - Text - critterspitter 23.6k points 10 hours ago A raccoon that does the dishes for you but has an attitude about it Lizaderp 10.9k points 9 hours ago edited 3 hours ago This is my roommate. Eats trash, dark circles under eyes, steals food, complains about work. You want a roommate.
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    magical animal discount - Text - 5 S m-e_2 39.4k points 14 hours ago A parrot that repeats your thoughts
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    magical animal discount - Text - KingHenryDCXLVI 22.6k points 14 hours ago An invisible goldfish 12 hours ago TheCirclesSquared 10.1k points Yeah but that'd be super cool! It'd still displace water, so you'd be able to see a gap in the water where the goldfish would be, like a living air bubble!
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    magical animal discount - Text - 12 hours ago parakeetpoop 4.8k points A dog that sheds hair that immediately becomes another dog. NevaehAnalee 2.4k points 10 hours ago That's the OPPOSITE of a problem
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    magical animal discount - Text - fakekrabbypatty 24.8k points 13 hours ago S A pet rock that teleports where ever you are 11 hours ago action_lawyer_comics 8.0k points Wrap it in wire and attach it to your keychain
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    magical animal discount - Text - frostbyte6 19.2k points 12 hours ago S A chameleon that inverts their surroundings' colors
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    magical animal discount - Text - Giant_bird_penis_69 9.2k points 13 hours ago S Rob Schneider dressed as a dog.
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    magical animal discount - Text - 13 hours ago 4 The_Town_of_Canada 23.8k points An old griffin with type 2 diabetes and separation anxiety. 12 hours ago mosstrich 6.9k points Can it still fly or does it jump from stuff, flap its wings twice, land, and start wheezing? That's one of the main problems with discount griffins.
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    magical animal discount - Text - BeCrimeDoGays 18.3k points 12 hours ago A dragon that's terrified of heights and hoards old newspapers. RinTheLost 5.9k points 11 hours ago That sounds adorable, and like the start of a great sitcom.
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    magical animal discount - Text - -eDgAR 8.8k points 13 hours ago A rat that can cook like in Ratatouille, but it can only make really simple meals like mac and cheese and ramen. 13 hours ago Cakeski 4.8k points Popular among stoners and students
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